A follow up to a story I did a while back on the signage I had been seeing around Senmaya. I had a couple of nice Japanese ladies comes to my door today and offer me salvation in the name of the Jehovah’s Witnesses. Now I politey declined their lovely offer and invited them in for coffer, but I just had to ask them if those signs belonged to the Jehovah’s Witnesses. They told me there is no relation between those signs and Jehovah’s Witnesses in general. Well how about them apples? That means that I still need to find out who they belong to. The search continues.
Today’s friendly meeting has led me to take on a new attitude when dealing with undesirable religious evangelicals. From this point on instead of telling them that I am the anti-christ, as I used to do in the past, I will now drown them in politness while at the same time, refusing their offer to save my wretched soul. I am hoping they go back to their secret Jehovah headquarters and tell their fellow minions about me. I am hoping that while I am still doomed to eternal damnation, that I am seen as a polite young heathen. That way, if they should end up in hell as well, they’ll be be sure to seek out Jason Hill. Spending the rest of a hellish eternity with a well-mannered young man is surely not so bad now, is it?
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