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I am a Pasmo, and Proud of It

Pasmo

Let me give you a little bit of a background here. Back when I as in University, there was a meeting held, where we decided what direction to take our lexicon in. After many hours of hot debate, a consensus was reached on two new suffixes that could be added to almost any verb, thereby transforming them into a noun. “-xor” would be added to anything to make it good, see “l33t haxor”, or “delicious meatxor” for examples. “-mo” would be added to the end of any word, to signify displeasure, and a certain air of mental retardation, see “lame-mo” or “tard-mo”.

Well, it seems that Japan has once again chosen something from the west to latch on to. Enter the Pasmo! Pasmo, from what I can gather with my limited Japanese, is two things. First, it is a wonderful RFID based rail pass system, that can easily be recharged at any train station. However, unlike its brilliantly marketed cousin Suica, Pasmo not only works at JR stations, but also on the Tokyo Metro, Busses, and most notably to me, the Noda Tobu line and Tsukuba Express! It also appears that Pasmo, and Suica can be friends, but more on this later.
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A Hanko Fairy Tale

Pedo Bear Seal of ApprovalThe idea of a Hanko, or personal stamp, will probably be fairly familiar to anyone who has lived in Japan.  Hanko are usually circular, or oval stamps, with the person’s name written in Kanji, and are the equivalent of a signature in western terms, on all sorts of legal documents.  When a foreigner comes to Japan, usually one of the first things they have done is have one made up, with their first or last name in katakana.  These days, they’re not asked for much, as the signature is making some major inroads, but every now and then, you’ll run into someone or some business that demands a hanko.

Like today…

Every now and then, as part of my job, we are required to receive packages for the company in our classrooms.  Usually, from the Kuro-Neko Takubin, or Black Cat Transport.  Today, the Black Cat showed up at my door with 6 packages, and six delivery slips to be signed.  I say signed because usually a signature will suffice for them as proof of delivery.  Not today, said the Black Cat, asking once again for my hanko.  After checking my bag, and finding my hanko not in it’s usual place, I was a little taken aback, not sure what to do.  Clearly this feline needed to drop the packages off as he was already unloading them into the classroom.  I told him that I had none, but he smiled, and said it was fine, motioning to a pile of novelty stamps reserved for stamping the student’s books for good work!

Taken further aback, I pick up my stamp of choice, featuring the internet famous “Kuma”, or more commonly known in America via 4chan, Pedo-Bear

I then proceed to stamp all six documents with said stamp.

I’ll say it again to let that sink in.  I stamped 6 legally binding delivery notification slips with the likeness of the mascot for lolita complexes.

I think I deserve an internet award or something.   I wonder if I can have that stamp registered to me on the Japanese name/hanko registry…

Point of Inquiry - Chicken Soup for the Sensible Soul

The following topic isn’t related in any way to Japan, other than the fact that it is something I listen to during my walks and runs, and that I just happen to live in Japan. I guess you could say that since I got the link for this from Alan, who is another JET, that there might actually be a Japan connection, but I digress. The other day Alan suggested that I listen to a podcast called, “Point of Inquiry.” Now, the only way I am going to be able to accurately describe this broadcast is by showing you a section of their mission statement.

“The purpose of Point of Inquiry is to contribute to the public understanding and appreciation of science and reason, and their applications to human conduct, and to promote skepticism of the paranormal and supernatural claims, which often benefit from no scrutiny in our overly-credulous culture.”

This but a part of their mission statement. I recommend you read the entire thing here. Basically, what they attempt to do each week is to defend critical thinking and the scientific method by bringing in accredited people and having them discuss hot cultural topics. These topics can involve the paranormal, religion, or anything that might stimulate a feverish debacle. Somehow Alan knew that this was the one show that I would really enjoy. This week they had R. Joseph Hoffman on to discuss the ruckus behind The DaVinci Code. Get to the bottom of what all the kafufle is about. Don’t take my word for it. Get over there and subscribe to this podcast. It warms my heart to know that there are organizations out there protecting my right to critical thinking and open minded discourse.

I’m sick of myself

Ever since I bought my car, I’ve let my weight spiral out of control. At the peak of my weight loss I was 99kg. It was wonderful. Clothes fit me and I was full of Energy. But then I bought my car and things started to slip. Well after a year and six months I’m ashamed to report that I’m now 109kgs. I’m sick of myself for this lack of control. But I vow to change it. I will lose 10kg in the next three months. I have to. I will run more and most importantly, eat less. This will be the greatest challenge I have ever given myself. Please wish me luck. I think I’m going to need it. I’ve come so far in my plans to lose weight. I cannot give it all up again. I need to be healthy.

Elections and the cool yule


Voting fun
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Elections are as heart warming as a poisoned glass of stale egg nog. Especially if they are held during the holiday season. But what happens to those suckers that are stuck in another country during an election period and wish to contribute to the continuation of the democratic process? Do we get a say in what happens in our country? Why, you bet we do!

All you have to do is apply for special ballot status and you’ll receive this amazing “voting kit.” Be sure to send it in before the election day and you’ll receive the satisfaction of knowing that you participated in democracy. Now isn’t that special.

The one thing that is not provided is a list of the candidates that I can choose from. I need to call Election Canada about that one. Or visit their website.

Cute Overload

I warn you now. You may need to wear googles into order to handle what is coming. You may wish to bring a glass of milk to wash down the sweeet taste.

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This one is for you, mom

Well, as many of you may recall from an earlier post, my mother got remarried a couple of years ago. I was against this at the start, because I didn’t even know who she was marrying. And it all happened so fast, that I didn’t even have time to process it. But she was happy and in love and that was good enough for me.

Well, I got a very tragic phone call from my mother last night. It appears my mother’s new husband passed away a couple of days ago from a heart attack at the age of 58. And just like her marriage, it has all happened so fast. She was being incredibly strong about the entire ordeal from what I could tell on the phone , but I know that she is heart broken. She was so happy with Dave. I could tell from every single phone conversation that she finally had something good going. You see, this had not always been the case for my mother.

My mother had a pretty nasty marriage to my father. After a while, the love disappeared and all that was left was fighting and stupidity. Eventually, my father started gambling and we lost our house, and my mother decided that it was time to get out of that situation. They divorced and we moved into a new house. Eventually, my family moved to the U.S. and I moved here to Japan. Well, she met Dave when she was traveling on a visit to my siblings in Vermont. They hit it off and decided to get married. My mother had never been happier. And that is why that phone call hit me harder than anything in a long time.

I only met Dave once. And that was at the airport shortly after they had just met. I would have liked to have gotten to know him more. He gave my mother something that she had not had in a long time. Peace.

Well, that peace has been disrupted, and it is out of any of our control. No one can predict these things and no one can plan for them. My siblings flew out this morning to be with her. Due to my great distance, I am unable to be with her physically at the moment, but I am there with her. And I always will be. I am going to try and get out to be with my family as soon as I can. For now I hope my voice will be enough. The very odd thing about this entire situation is that the people that I cherish the most are still safe, but there is much sadness and sorrow for them. And once again, there is little I can do to alleviate it. Our lives have changed so much in just two years. And now they change again.

My Mother deserves to be happy. She has been a source of strength for me and my siblings for the last 29 years. Tonight she is not happy. She is grieving and she is heart broken. My heart goes out to her tonight. My biggest fear is that I will never receive a happy sounding phone call from her again. If that does indeed happen, then it is my heart that will be broken. I am not a religious man, but if you believe in a spiritual entity of some kind, I would be very grateful in you could pray for my mother and rest of Dave’s family tonight. I do wish that they will be able to find peace again in this life. And this message is for you Dave, whereever you might be at this moment: Thank you for making my mother happy. Even if it was for just a short time. You’ve earned your ticket. Now get some rest.

The House is a Rockin’ Tonight

I just wanted to let everyone know that I’m okay. There was a very powerful earthquake here yesterday that did a lot of shaking. My apartment felt like it was being torn to pieces. But luckily for all of us, it wasn’t powerful enough to cause any real damage. There were some places in Sendai that suffered damage, but overall, it looks like we are all okay. I will admit, I have never felt an earthquake that large before. It was quite terrifying. I hope I will never have to experience one like that again. If you ever wanted to know what it feels like. Try to imagine your house shaking so much that the heavy books on your book shelf come flying off of it. Yes, I had a lot to clean up yesterday.

That 70’s parody

I watched this great flash film the other day(Thanks Something Awful.) If only we could all save the world with our powers of sassy basketball! This reminds me so much of those 70’s cartoons with the funky musical interludes. And what’s with the guy that sounds like Bill Cosby?!?! Hey Hey Hey!

To space and beyond!

The struggle for humanity to get to space is now taking a grassroots turn. On June 21st, Spaceshipone will attempt to reach 100km, making its pilot an astronaut. This attempt will happen at the Mojave Airport, and if you follow their blog, it looks like people are getting excited.

http://www.mojavebooks.com/mhv/040618-1.html

I for one have been anticipated this since I was a child. This could spell the end of government controlled space travel. Let’s wish them all luck!!!