In addition to the stress of spoiling the game results for myself, I also had a medical check up this morning. In Japan, most workers have a company physical and dental check done at least once a year. This is in contrast to the cultures of the west where most of that is left to you(Unless you are a sports professional or a cop.) This check up is usually done at your place of work. They bring out a couple of medical party wagons to handle the various tests.
So at 8:30am I show up at the site of my former work place and am promptly processed, akin to a chicken on its way to becoming a nugget. First they check me in and I hand them the sheet that proves that I am goverment employee. The guy at the desk looks me up and down, then holds my documentation sideways. After some humming and hawing I am given a urine cup and promptly told to evacuate some urine. This was easier said than done as I has just peed myself silly waiting for this to begin. After I convince my pee to make itself known once more, I am then moved to the blood pressure, blood test, and eye test sections. There they take three wonderful vials of my precious blood.
Oh, but the fun doesn’t stop there. After a doctor gives me the feel up of a lifetime, I am told to head over to the “party van”, where I am given a lung X-ray, hearing test and an electrocardiogram. Yes, they are very thorough with their check ups. After the “wham bam thank you ma’am”, treatment, I am left on my own feeling violated and cold. I shake myself off and head to school and try to show the kids that everything is okay. I think of disneyland.
If you are coming to Japan, prepare for the dreaded medical party van.
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